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E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby dr210077 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:09 pm

After seeing how often Christwire servers go down due to 500 error's, and given how they have mentioned us a few times now, I thought it might be good to draft an e-mail to send to their support e-mail address every time there is a 500 error. Here is a rough draft that I cobbled together with help from Azmodan. Feel free to post your own suggestions for e-mails here.

"Dear Sir/Madame,

as per the instructions on your error page, I am sending you this e-mail to let you know that, I tried to access your internet site and received a 500 Internal Server Error. The only thing which I may have done to cause such an error, is the coincidence of our Santanic Prayer meeting on the Rational Skeptics Society at BABY EYES o'clock LSRT (Local Satanic Ritual Time), where we regularly pray to the dark Lord of all which is unholy, to beseige your website with a plague of 500 server errors.

We hope this information has been helpful to you and we hope you manage to fix the errors you are experiencing, so that you may continue to provide us with many more lols.

Your friends,

The Rational Skeptics Society"

The e-mail address shown for them is "support@supportwebsite.com"
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Re: E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby TheBlueFalconX » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:26 am

Lols. Nice.
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Re: E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:53 am

Dr I think your irony will be way over the sysops head. Worked for me tho.
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Re: E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby HalloweenWeed » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:50 pm

Oh, that's funny dr :lol: good one. :rock:
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Re: E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby H3RM3S78 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:10 am

I wonder what they would say if we could help them with their problem?
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Re: E-mail to Christwire on Server Error

Unread postby HalloweenWeed » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:49 am

H3RM3S78 wrote:I wonder what they would say if we could help them with their problem?


Xians are like Republicans you know, they don't believe anything anybody else says. So, then, why do we call them believers??? :lol:
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