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Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:56 am

This company sells underwear that blocks the xrays from seeing your tackle.

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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby DarthRavanger » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:36 am

I'll have to buy this before I go on a plane ride again.
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby willow » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:34 am

i just want them to grope me then call 911 and report a sexual assault during the pat down
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:12 pm

Wonder if they do a John Homes pair, :D
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby willow » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:22 pm

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/16/tsa-d ... host-porn/

seems that there are a number of claims being made now that the TSA is giving the patty feely and nudie scans on hot people. gee I wonder why >.<

Indian Ambassador Meera Shankar was forced to undergo a pat-down at a Mississippi airport, reportedly on grounds that she was wearing a sari.
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby DarthRavanger » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:09 pm

willow wrote:http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/16/tsa-debunks-report-of-donna-derrico-ghost-porn/

seems that there are a number of claims being made now that the TSA is giving the patty feely and nudie scans on hot people. gee I wonder why >.<

Indian Ambassador Meera Shankar was forced to undergo a pat-down at a Mississippi airport, reportedly on grounds that she was wearing a sari.

"Feel up or see through? Soooo many choices..." - the TSA dilemma.
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:50 am

I always was sure that most airport security guys were the ones you bullied at school. They seem to have dilusions of grandure, fucks sake dude you work secuirty; you're a rent a cop get over it.
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby HalloweenWeed » Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:49 pm

UnwantedSunbeam wrote:the ones you bullied at school.

WTF Sunbeam? :shoot: We are now enemies. :shoot:
BTW, the domestic terrorists, such as unibomber, are the ones that were bullied in school, it's on your conscience Sunbeam!
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby Azmodan Kijur » Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:25 am

Now, I don't want to seem misanthropic here or anything, but nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger ... my happy rod ... my joy stick ... my man stump ... my second head ... my trouser snake, my pecker, my dick, cock, one eyed monster, purple helmet warrior ...

Sorry. Anyway, simple solution to the problem, wear an implant. Get a plastic fake cock and place it over yours. When they scan it, they get an eye full of one massive shlong. Works for the women too - few men want to pat down a hermaphrodite or a man in drag, regardless of their prettiness.
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Re: Mess with Airport Security

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:53 am

HalloweenWeed wrote:
UnwantedSunbeam wrote:the ones you bullied at school.

WTF Sunbeam? :shoot: We are now enemies. :shoot:
BTW, the domestic terrorists, such as unibomber, are the ones that were bullied in school, it's on your conscience Sunbeam!


If you feel better we can replce the word 'you' with the word 'one'. However school had a pecking order, some people on top others on the bottom. Where 'one' placed meant others were above or below. 'One' may not have directly actioned, but by existance made others worse off. I have never met anyone who was friends with everyone.

Azmodan Kijur wrote:Get a plastic fake cock and place it over yours. When they scan it, they get an eye full of one massive shlong. Works for the women too - few men want to pat down a hermaphrodite or a man in drag, regardless of their prettiness.


This made me laugh, airport crying game.
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