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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:47 am

Why men shouldn't write advice columns...

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband
in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile
down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got
home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's
daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been
married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted
that they had been having an affair for the past six months He won't go to
counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you
please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris
in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the
intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby TheBlueFalconX » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:48 am

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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby HalloweenWeed » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:41 pm

Jnthn44 wrote:Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?


Two to hold the diaper, and one to tape it. (yes I got the original joke)
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:32 pm

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Cannot beat a good lol
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know", Alice answered. "Then", said the cat, "It doesn't matter.”
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby HalloweenWeed » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:51 pm

Oh that's too funny :lol: it must've either been created before texting and messaging was popular, or the artist had one hell of a secretive sense of humor (he knew savvy ppls would get it).
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:25 am

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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:40 pm

MistahTom wrote:Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


The Chicken and the Egg: Ancient Mystery Solved?
By: TIME.COM (6 days ago)
Topics: CHICKEN AND THE EGG, SCIENCE

REUTERS/Jamal Saidi

Philosophers and fertility experts can rest easy as the age-old question, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” finally has an answer: The chicken.

The research comes from British scientists out of Sheffield and Warwick universities. It all boils down to one protein—ovocledidin-17 (OC-17)—that is only found inside a chicken's ovaries, and is essential for eggshell formation.

Although the protein has been studied as part of eggshell development before, researchers used a super computer to ‘zoom-in' while a shell was forming, and found that it actually serves as a catalyst. Sheffield Professor John Harding hopes that this will aid in designing new materials.

Well, that's one mystery solved. But still no word yet on the meaning of life. (via CBS News)



Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/14/the ... z0uEmjWn1E
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:25 am

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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby Intercourseman72 » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:01 am

read the words of a wise intercourseman
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Re: jokes/logic problems/logical rants

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:16 pm

I have no idea where to put this, but my head hurts.

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