Shotgun Rules: Live by them

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Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby TheBlueFalconX » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:34 am

Shotgun

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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby MistahTom » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:46 am

If someone has an injury like they have a broken foot and need crutches, they get automatic shotty.
Shotty is void if an extremely large person is getting into the car and a small person calls it.
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby tetropods » Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:34 pm

i always do that with my brother, i win alot. :mrgreen:
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby guitarheroguy12 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:39 pm

the following is from the man code.

Shotgun
To claim front passenger seat, a man shall be the first to announce "shotgun." The driver must be present, along with at least one of the other passengers. The caller must be outside of the location being left, with the car in view, and cannot go anywhere except to the car once Shotgun is called. If someone has touched the door handle, it is too late. The driver has the right to override shotgun without explanation. :geek:

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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:03 pm

Good Post

I am adding

Free Beer

* Free beer is the best beer. Period. Complaining about the flavor or brand of free beer is never acceptable. Unless the beer is fruity or has been allowed to become warm. If such an offense occurs, both the beer, and the provider of said beer shall be open to free and merciless ridicule.
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby dr210077 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:10 pm

UnwantedSunbeam wrote:Good Post

I am adding

Free Beer

* Free beer is the best beer. Period. Complaining about the flavor or brand of free beer is never acceptable. Unless the beer is fruity or has been allowed to become warm. If such an offense occurs, both the beer, and the provider of said beer shall be open to free and merciless ridicule.

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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby guitarheroguy12 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:09 pm

UnwantedSunbeam wrote:Good Post

I am adding

Free Beer

* Free beer is the best beer. Period. Complaining about the flavor or brand of free beer is never acceptable. Unless the beer is fruity or has been allowed to become warm. If such an offense occurs, both the beer, and the provider of said beer shall be open to free and merciless ridicule.


i also recoment you adding this to when exception to the free beer rule may be made.

unless said beer is a brand containing a much smaller percent of alcohal than that of any other availible brands, and is expressly chosen for that reason. because that type of beer is not manly.princess. example o'doyles beer.
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby dr210077 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:33 pm

guitarheroguy12 wrote:i also recoment you adding

unless said beer is a brand containing a much smaller percent of alcohal than that of any other availible brands, because that type of beer is not manly.princess. example o'doyles beer.

In Northern Ireland, if it's less than 5% alcohol, it's lemonade shandy ;)
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby UnwantedSunbeam » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:46 pm

Weening in Northern Ireland.
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Re: Shotgun Rules: Live by them

Unread postby jscott1213 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:27 am

I made bourbon slush when the kids were teething. A little for them and a little for me :!:
Everyone was happy.
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